1. fappuclno:

    boutta take the ride of my life

    (Source: ruinedchildhood, via lost-ambivalence)

     
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  3. sexuallyambiguousphan:

    The best part is he still hadn’t taken down all the post-its.

    (Source: agayoflife, via lost-ambivalence)

     

  4. steptoe:

    do you ever talk to someone and feel really happy no matter how shit the conversation is

    (via lost-ambivalence)

     
  5. pumpedupanimefan:

    thedevotionalquietlife:

    melthedestroyer:

    coffeebuddha:

    fujisalci:

    i write sins not shopping receipts

    Oh,
    Well imagine,
    As I’m pacing the aisles in a small corner store,
    And I can’t help but to hear,
    No, I can’t help but to hear an exchanging of words:
    “What a beautiful melon! What a beautiful melon!” says a patron to a stocker.
    “And yes, but what a shame, what a shame we’re not getting in any more.”

    I CHIME IN WITH HAVEN’T YOU PEOPLE EVER HEARD OF

    STOCKING THE GODDAMN STORE, NO

    THIS. IS. AMAZING.

    THIS IS THE BEST P!ATD POST I HAVE EVER SEEN

    (Source: pinkmanjesse, via lost-ambivalence)

     

  6. chartini:

    avenging-sherl0ck:

    productofcanada:

    joceln:

    canada looks really broken

    image

    u ok canada

    We are slowly trying to distance ourselves from the US…piece by piece.

    be free

    image

    (via lost-ambivalence)

     

  7. thebrotherswinchester:

    you know what constantly blew my mind as a child

    in movies when a character is looking straight into their reflection in a mirror

    like

    how does the camera not show up in the mirror

    actually never mind about the whole “as a child” business i still haven’t figured this shit out

    (Source: sergeantjerkbarnes, via lana-del-rey-or-go-away)

     
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  9. dysphorism:

    joelvibrittania:

    This says a lot about people

    It took me so long to realise it was the same girl each time hahah shit

    (Source: museumuesum, via lana-del-rey-or-go-away)

     

  10. z-co:

    one of my coworkers got a call (i work in a call center/tech support) from a customer that was really scared because supposedly the mafia was hacking her computer and they were stalking her…when finally my coworker took remote control of the computer he couldn’t stop laughing because

    image

    (via just-another-ordinary-guy)

     

  11. artist-chan:

    optimussentinel:

    ur-supposed-to-say-jerk:

    thepizzakitty:

    i hate pants that make it look like i have a boner when i sit but then i remember im a girl but i still worry that somebody will think i have a boner

    SOMEONE UNDERSTANDS

    Do… Girls really worry about this?

    yes

    (Source: sburbs-givenaway, via glad-glum)

     
  12. we-are-the-lonely-ones:

    this was relevant when I was in 6th grade and it’s still relevant in college 

    (Source: hwlllstr, via eternalsushineofspotlessmind)

     

  13. genies:

    I think as you grow older your christmas list gets smaller and the things you really want for the holidays can’t be bought

    (via allpluggedin)

     
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  15. knitmeapony:

    egobus:

    one time when I was about four, the 10 year old neighbour boys attacked me with water guns and when I ran away and told my mom she gave me the hose and set it to pressure wash and basically told me to finish what they started  

    Excellent parenting.

    (via andrewquo)